i want the internet to know that gel pillows are fucking AMAZING amazing amazing and i’m so excited to be working on this new account ugh yes i get expensive pillows for free y’all
literally travie mccoy walked into the hotel where we had our client meeting this morning and sat a table away from us. i was like omg you’re clearly high as shit!!!
i have to drive into new york city tomorrow for a client meeting and my ceo is sending me literally because i’m young and hip and the client is also young and hip so he’ll like me ok i am a cheap prostitute